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8.24.2009

Tutorial: The Rollover

By Wyatt Packer

1. First, give your mom a huge smile. This is very important so she will grab the camera to document this special event.

2. Push up on your side as much as you can. Get your cheek all nice and rosey from rubbing on the blanket. Now grunt and groan for a few minutes while you act like you are struggling. This gets you the sympathy vote :)

3. Keep pushing(easy does it), tuck your arm and Ta-Da!! You've done it! You are now mobile which changes everything and makes your mom want to cry. Congratulations.


Next up: How to wrap every member of your entire family around your tiny, little finger...Oh wait, we've already done that!